“As Deadspin points out,[...].”

Randos? Few. Highly aggressive DV offenders? More. Suppliers further up the chain with suspicions about your activities? Also more. 

Ugh. That got me in just the WORST way, immeasurably escalated by the realization that I had definitely played the “right” way for three games and he was still going to die because of the "moral" choice I decided I had to make.  My ex thought I was nuts because she caught me seriously choking up playing a video game…

It’s coming! Some construction has already started on the Universal Studios Hollywood version, which is expected to open in late 2021.

We’re three weeks away from him declaring Finland an enemy of freedom for some arbitrary reason anyhow. Fuck, the Kurds' performance in WWII (what?!) is now justification for letting them get genocided, so I'm seriously fucking worried what's gonna happen to Germany if he somehow gets a second term. 

God, I hope that "lock him up" chant burned its way into his insecure little facsimile of a soul and we get a torrent of rage tweets about it tomorrow. HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!

So you're saying you don't wanna do their dirty work no more?

For those film music dorks like me out thete, the piece of the soundtrack that James refers to as a melancholic arrangement of the Star Wars theme seems to me to be a fortissimo rejiggering of John Powell’s “the Millennium Falcon” cue from his (pretty good?) Solo score. I think, anyhow. (It was the only moment from…

I think in the current canon version of his origin story, that's actually his birth name.  He adopted Edward Nygma later on as he got more unhinged. 

“Close to the majority" of the fee is a super clever way of saying "less than half" of it.

Appropriate, since after that injury he definitely won’t be the same boy he used to be.

Duh. Everyone knows that only polar bears migrate, not chicago bears. 

According to my brother-in-law, who was at the game and walked past this just before it happened, the people he spoke with who arrived afterwards said the guy was pretty badly injured and removed by ambulance. Second hand, obviously, but he also was told that before the tweet went viral, so take that for what it's…

The only team ever to lose a playoff series to a fucking staph infection. God dammit.

Ugh, too soon. Take your stupid star, and also this VHS copy of highlights from the 1992 Dallas Cowboys’ thrilling march to the Super Bowl.

I get it as a story choice, but in my 35 years of playing these things, it would be the first time a character death would make me legitimately upset. And I lived through Aeris dying before it was a meme, dammit!

I would like to thank all the observant and football-literate commenters who immediately caught this dude and his shit, because this is hilarious and I enjoy watching assholes suffer.

I’m increasingly suspicious that this is all heavy-handed misdirection, and they’re actually gonna kill Joel off. Admittedly, I don't know why. Strong gut feeling?

“Now it’s important to make sure that Pelosi follows through on impeachment while also planning the best way to beat Trump in 2020.”

Varadkar is head of government, not head of state. The Irish head of state is the President, currently Michael Higgins.