“As Deadspin points out,[...].”

It’s coming! Some construction has already started on the Universal Studios Hollywood version, which is expected to open in late 2021.

We’re three weeks away from him declaring Finland an enemy of freedom for some arbitrary reason anyhow. Fuck, the Kurds' performance in WWII (what?!) is now justification for letting them get genocided, so I'm seriously fucking worried what's gonna happen to Germany if he somehow gets a second term. 

God, I hope that "lock him up" chant burned its way into his insecure little facsimile of a soul and we get a torrent of rage tweets about it tomorrow. HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!

So you're saying you don't wanna do their dirty work no more?

Appropriate, since after that injury he definitely won’t be the same boy he used to be.

Duh. Everyone knows that only polar bears migrate, not chicago bears. 

According to my brother-in-law, who was at the game and walked past this just before it happened, the people he spoke with who arrived afterwards said the guy was pretty badly injured and removed by ambulance. Second hand, obviously, but he also was told that before the tweet went viral, so take that for what it's…

The only team ever to lose a playoff series to a fucking staph infection. God dammit.

Ugh, too soon. Take your stupid star, and also this VHS copy of highlights from the 1992 Dallas Cowboys’ thrilling march to the Super Bowl.

I get it as a story choice, but in my 35 years of playing these things, it would be the first time a character death would make me legitimately upset. And I lived through Aeris dying before it was a meme, dammit!

I would like to thank all the observant and football-literate commenters who immediately caught this dude and his shit, because this is hilarious and I enjoy watching assholes suffer.

I’m increasingly suspicious that this is all heavy-handed misdirection, and they’re actually gonna kill Joel off. Admittedly, I don't know why. Strong gut feeling?

“Now it’s important to make sure that Pelosi follows through on impeachment while also planning the best way to beat Trump in 2020.”

Varadkar is head of government, not head of state. The Irish head of state is the President, currently Michael Higgins.

How the fuck are they able to sense antisemitism if Omar steps in the same time zone as this shit, but when Il Douche shouts it at the top of his lungs, they see nothing? Boggles the mind. 

“Borderline” nothing. That’s an unfair labor practice, period. Enjoy your trip to the NLRB, Dave!

This, 100%. 1 to 1 suicide watches are almost nonexistent in a correctional environment, even when a reasonable person might think they're necessary. Just one more reason washy the prison system is fucked in this country. 

8999.

For those who are not familiar with this guy: Summoningsalt, in addition to being a runner himself, also does these really cool videos where he chronicles the speedrun histories of various games. They’re really well-researched and a lot of them are super entertaining. I highly encourage checking his YouTube channel…