“I lived them, it wasn’t so bad” - probably because you’re the exact type of person Reagan and his administration liked - a white, straight, neurotypical , middle class American man. I know it’s the big scary no-no word these days, but y’know what that’s called? Privilege. It’s best you start recognizing you lived a…

For me, price is a number when compared to my bank account.

What I like/love:
*The dpad is identical to previous dualshocks, thank christ.
*The PS logo cutout as a button is brilliant
*Dedicated mute button.
*Textured thumbsticks, fucking finally.

What I don’t immediately like:
*The dual lightbars, which we goddamn well better to be able to fully disable.
*The even larger…

Yeah I have no idea why it’s so opaque - the process is basically “someone on the staff happens to see your comment and think to un-grey you.” Given that we’re understaffed and reporting/writing/playing games/editing all day, none of us actually have the desire or bandwidth to spend much time looking for commenters to…

Something something Boris the Spider.

My God, I had no idea this was an option. My right thumb and index finger were doing yoga tricks trying to navigate these absurd controls.

More interested in the sequel Deadspin 2 with all of the original characters

>A new cinematic trailer for the game showed a group of treasure hunters fighting against what could be demons, or private equity executives.

So they wiped all comments from Deadspin this afternoon.

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

Have you met a Finn? Even a broken clock is right twice a day

It definitely will. I think this is his first non-controlled public appearance since becoming President, likely to avoid this exact scenario. This will play 24/7 on CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News. Dude is gonna be pissed.

The vindication of Washington sports fans.

I am black and this is one of the few things that is so racist wrong it made me chuckle.

I know that things on the internet can get pretty heated and a lot of people say things they don’t really mean because they are protected by the cloak of anonymity, so I want you to understand how sincere I am when I say I hope you die in a fire.

As a son of the Bluegrass, few things have ever stuck in my craw harder than the moment that Matt Bevin stood before the state assembly and claimed that the Kentucky teacher’s strike had caused a schoolchild to be molested that day. He was an angrier, redder-faced version of Maude Flanders with a receding hairline,…

Jameis said the craziest thing about playing in London is that you assault Uber drivers on the other side of the road!

I will never argue that Zach Bowman is more talented than I am, but what the fuck is your problem, man? 

Oh, then please tell me how I can make my next near-death experience more entertaining for you.

Tough to be an MLB pitching coach when you refuse to work with lefties.