I mean, I’m pretty sure a bigger reason is that the Pats won it 15 years ago.

“Unions are for Pussies”

I love when dipshits talk tough in service of cutting their own dicks off. Bravo, you futon stains.

Because it costs money, and requires a CO be detailed away from their regular detail just to watch one guy

That’s why in general suicidal inmates are neglected in prison - caring for them just costs too much money and that’s not in the budget 

Note to the guards: Suicide watch does not mean, “watch someone commit suicide.”

Its actually a principality

“Hi, I’d like to report a murder.

On a level between 1-9000, how whelmed do you think he was?

As Salty points out, there are lots of teens that look like adults and lots of adults that look like teens, our own assumptions about age are not infallible.

The runner-up headline for this blog was Bison Yeets Child Into Oblivion

I believe the correct jargon used by the kids these days is, “yeet”

the fuck you say ...

This is the most ridiculous RedAction in Cincy since Marge Schott said Hitler was good at the beginning, but went too far.

The Toronto Raptors now have the cap space to sign Mitch Marner.

Those of us over 30 all saw Terminator 2.

Back in 1996 or 1997, when I was working at a newspaper in N.C., the state decided it would publish the list of top 10 deadbeat dads (most unpaid child support), you know, to name and shame them into paying up. No. 1 was a guy named Ronald McDonald. This has been a Masters moment with your host Owen Good

Not pictured, the too hard shelf and the too soft shelf.

A bear in the closet. And during pride month?!?!

I’d like to see the strawman come back from THAT blistering takedown!

‘You can’t even beat your man. Just shut up and watch me.’