For TV mode when you have the console docked. Some people may still have a TV where that’s relevant, so better safe than sorry?

Perrys Who Should Run the Department of Energy, Ranked

Yeah Teats!

The trump campaign hired Sontaran body guards apparently.

That was a great interception. Far better than any of the four the Bills secondary had.

Well, technically it’s a real wall, with glass windows... so not nearly as awful in comparison to this thing. It’s not like they can hear you or touch you, either. I’ve really only been down there between periods of hockey (because I like to watch most of the game in my seat), so I have never seen an awkward injury…

Uncle Sam’s Misguided Children...... fuck you triggered me to go on a rant that has nothing to do with this post.

That’s what I thought but I didn’t know there was a 30 meter dive. NBC never covered that shit, I feel like I got even more gypped. The most I saw was the 10 meter dive or 30 feet for us Americans...

Yes.

“Worst quarterback in the NFL,” [Michael] says.

Hello! To clarify: I was not being snarky—quite the opposite.

• a sliding Hammer Mario graphic (Hammer Mario can’t slide in the actual game, probably because the team wanted to allow players to crouch on hills and hide from enemy fireballs);

I insulted him to his face at a concert. Really small venue event for charity. You were never more than three people away from the stage. The show started two hours late and after standing outside in stilettos waiting to get in the venue, I was not in the mood. I was standing dead center in front of the stage, being…

Idiotic blowhard with a big mouth likes other idiotic blowhard with a big mouth. Not surprising.

7-11 and 9-11 are two very different issues involving Saudis overstaying their visas.

Lindy Ruff

You spelled Dr. Orpheus wrong.

I wouldn't worry about that. Bill Walsh thought the same thing.

I remember thinking JJ Stokes was The Truth and being like “oh, that Owens guy is okay.”

This needs thousands more stars and a front-page posting. It was better than the actual article in every way: more informed, more insightful, and more descriptive of the context, the elements of the issue, and the difficulty of resolving the problem.