You seem fun.

I thought it was ESPN that laid off all of its production people?

Human rights are not political.

Here is a sports article without political spin. Here is another one. Here is one more. And another one. There are lots of them. Isn’t it great how easy it is to find one?

I kind of hope this was scribbled in a decrepit carrel at the back of the reading room of Miskatonic University on a cold autumn night as eldritch wisps of fogs slithered past the windows.

Wide right, 1991. Not sure you can even put a state rivalry game in the same category.

As a long-suffering Buffalo sports fan (I was 10 years old when I watched Norwood miss wide right), I would take a bullet for Jack Eichel.

My college roommate became a tattoo artist. They had a tradition at the shop he apprenticed at that every artist had to have one tattoo that they’d give away for free to anyone who asked, but the catch was they were so stupid no one would actually ask for them. His was a flaming bologna sandwich riding a motorcycle. I…

and I like how you think you have an intelligent retort but you actually just reiterated the racist ideology that was referenced in the first place.

No doubt, the single greatest thing ever associated with Deadspin. Take a victory lap, internet.

The Onion also launched a documentary series to parody VICE called EDGE.

I’m not sure Susan does either.

Yes, the guy hired to be the designated driver should know what will happen once the traveling party has reached their destination and should stop it before heading home for the night.

You don’t even need a flunky. It’s all filed electronically.

Out of habit, the NRA filed an amicus brief on behalf of the NFL when they heard “Clinton” & “Brady” in the same sentence.