Thank you for providing a reason for me to tell the story of the most insane fucking thing I have ever had to do working security for NHL games.

He is. Although this virulent support for layoffs is new.

This. Very much this.

Somebody doesn’t remember the NES.

This is true. I am, uh, very familiar with Pegula Brand codes of conduct and security policies. I realize it’s theoretically possible, but 99% of the time people aren’t getting thrown out for cheering too loudly, they’re getting thrown out because they’re drunk as fuck.

Right, because weakass NFL stadium security is always throwing people out for cheering. Come on.

Jesus, this is awful. We had this happen to a junior on our varsity team when I was playing JV and it just ruined all of us. He didn’t die, but he went into a coma that he never came out of. It’s been more than fifteen years and I can still remember it vividly, whether I want to our not. Thoughts are with the kids on…

I could literally watch that all day. So damn good. Really nice kid, too!

Basically true, but this guy is less politically aspirational, if only because Andy Cuomo is less of a pushover than third term George Pataki, and he’ll stay where he is until he gets a clear shot at the Democratic nod for President or Chuck Schumer retires.

This AG is generally pretty cool in my experience, so I’m going to say it’s okay.

So we all found something to like here! Good job, team. We’re one step closer to solving racism.

The Sabres current home jersey started as a third jersey in... 2009, I think? But I’m not sure if that really counts, because it was basically a throwback, using the 1970-1995 logo with the 2007-2011 color scheme for the rest of the jersey. So, not exactly the same thing.

(That logo never should have gone away in the…

True fact: every time we get a WWE taping, show security reminds us not to kick the shit out of idiots on the field, because they are inevitably overgrown manchildren who are “just a little too enthusiastic.”

Glenn Frey absolutely is a huge dick. You could film a pre-show security briefing for an Eagles concert and then show it unaltered as a surreal comedy sketch, and it would absolutely work. The motherfucker had a LIST OF SONGS PEOPLE WERE ALLOWED TO STAND UP FOR, and we were expected to enforce it. Unless a certain…

Taht’s why you hnag yuor hat in Tennessee?

I’m not sure Susan does either.

Eh, I think it’s only a matter of time. Expansion is coming, and Quebecor seems willing to spend a moderately stupid amount of money to get it done. Failing that, the Coyotes’ future in Arizona remains incredible tenuous. IceArizona is bleeding money and isn’t structured to survive longterm, and Andrew Barroway gives…

Word. The federal court system runs on a computer system called ECF. All they had to do was plug in their credit card details (or, more likely, their law firm has a funded account already in place) and submit the filing. Efficient, I guess, but bad for the flunky labor market.

Effective review, because it immediately caused me to go and the thing. It also caused me to discover that I’m still paying for PS Plus despite not having used it in two years, so bonus personal economics information!

They did. The attorney believes that the mother is, in fact, brainwashing the children. The whole thing is weird.