Wait a minute, you're not Miserable Shitehawk!

Tom Ley: This story is bullshit. He is clearly a good and cool bear.

The only player in the NFL named after the punchline to a 1998 Jay Leno monologue joke.

It totally makes my weekend to learn that "touchdown" in Spanish is just "touchdown" with emphasis placed on weird vowels. Literally makes my weekend.

Ugh. That sucks. I feel bad for him. Leggo is actually a really decent guy, although if you saw the shit he eats after games, you probably wouldn't be surprised by the gastrointestinal distress...

That's true, but not this project. I think this is actually produced with American Public Media, which is the "other" big distributor. It's sort of like saying that Fringe was a big hit for ABC because Bad Robot produced Lost for ABC, even though the show was on Fox, and also got canceled.

(I realize this isn't your piece to correct. Just putting it out there. The show needs money to survive, and they get nothing from the big network.)

Small correction: NPR has nothing to do with Serial. It's produced by WBEZ without any involvement from NPR. Otherwise, fascinating stuff. Didn't hear so much about Hae as a person in the podcast itself, mostly for lack of time, I think, so this was interesting.

Yeah, nothing says "fun" like an amusement park where participating in the attractions leads to certain death.

In Khalil Mack's defense, he has literally never been there before.

First off, this is a rip off even for PS users. $20 for three (?!) story missions, a couple of insubstantial PvP modes, some guns, and the right to grind two more levels? Seriously? Is the new PvE content even going to be deep enough to merit the grind? Because I for one have little interest in doing that for its own…

Wait. Is She-Gambit a thing? Fuck you. You made that up. You drew that in study hall in sixth grade and hope Kevin Feige is gonna see it and hire you. I know how this shit works. THEY NEVER CALL, MAN. LET IT GO.

Awesome. This means that the Sabres should be infected already and sick shortly. Embrace the tank!

I guess this is true statistically, but anecdotally I would disagree. I know a lot of American black men who are very much into hockey. But that may be a function of where I live, Buffalo, which is kind of like more - racist Canada.

The league office will comment that they didn't see the video, and CBS is lying if they say otherwise, and Fireman Ed didn't understand how bad the finger was until TMZ sent him the video.

-1 for reminding me that After the Fire was a thing.

That wasn't a "mistake." That was a felony that went away because he has money and lawyers. There is a difference.

Actually, in this case, maybe not. I don't know how things work down there, but in New York, CPS complaints are actually covered by some very, very heavy duty privacy laws. They're not like criminal complaints. Like, I have colleagues who are do professional integrity investigations on child protective workers, and…

Sigh. I was seriously asked before this aired if I thought it was a good idea. My opinion was apparently not considered.

Terry Pegula will be mailing the check to Marty Mornhinweg tomorrow morning.