Aw, you checked out right before my favorite LOL Jets moment in recent history: the totally pointless time out negating the game tying score. It was, to put it mildly, amazing.

Did the exact same thing as you, more or less, but through a different retailer. Amazon was showing the Madden bundle as sold out, which sucked. But Walmart is running pretty much the exact same deal until the end of today (9/13). If you do it at an actual store, they give you a $60 gift card instead of the game,…

You've reached the limits of serving the public good, Samer. What can you possibly accomplish now other than violating the privacy of theoretically innocent rich people?

This is an atrocious violation of the individual privacy rights of the involved parties, but I would like to take this moment to laugh at Matt Paulett up there, whose Tweet I read thusly:

We are totally okay with a dork billionaire, as long as it's Terry Pegula.

In tepid defense of the insecure fanbase thing, this town has been fucked harder by professional sports results than pretty much anybody else in the past 25 years. Add that to the inferiority complex that comes from being thought of as "Detroit, but with more snow," and you can sort of understand why we're touchy.

Clearly somebody has never been to Amherst or Cheektowaga. There is pleeeeeeeeeenty of racism there.

But, yeah, I've been to plenty of places where it's a lot worse. So, we're kind of awful, but other people are defnitely MORE awful, so that makes us... okay? I guess?

To be fair, if they murdered Matt Lindstrom if his ERA exceeded a certain point, the rest of the bullpen would probably waive their trade restrictions pretty quickly.

There's definitely a difference in upstate NY, but it's almost entirely in housing costs. I work in government, and I've turned down promotions to positions downstate because the raise and location differential still didn't add up to a net increase in pay if I wanted to live in anything better than a poorly maintained…

You can totally see how some of this shit mattered if you go back and look at the spinoff material from the early 90s, though. In the early days of the Archie comics, love of chili dogs was literally the character's most prominent personality characteristic.

Wait, Netflix didn't work at some point? That required a PSN login? I remember the dark days (last month) when you needed a XBL Gold account to use Netflix, but I don't remember it working that way on the PS3.

Obviously this is a safety measure. Marshawn is well-acquainted with the dangers of people walking in front of his car unawares...

In Terry Pegula we trust. All others pay cash.

My next burner account is totally gonna be "RegardingTheChickenHorseTugJob."

It is probably worth mentioning that we won't be getting any more of these, since his last show aired tonight. (6/19) And if you ask me, that's a shame.

He's right. The only truly oppressed people are heterosexual, white, Christian males.

For reals. I have gone through every data source I have available to me—and I have a LOT because of my job—both public and private, and that kid just does not exist. Same goes with Orangejello and Lemonjello and any of dozens of other names that inner city cops and teachers always "know somebody who knows."

No state mandates union membership. But if you work in a union shop and the contract calls for it, you can be required to pay union dues, even if you decline to join the union. In "right to work" states, it's illegal to make the payment of dues compulsory, even if you are benefiting from the contract that the union…

Seriously, Evan? That's all you got out of that?!

Krebs on Security, FYI. Not Krebson.