When asked if he got any hits off Dempster, O'malley had to go to Mo for the leaderboard.

I didn't think it was possible for somebody to look like the scumbag version of Roethlisberger.

Was I the only one praying for a horse dump?

Adam Oates is the biggest threat to the nation's capital. If somebody feeds him after midnight, or if he gets wet, we're all doomed.

Alright guys, he's almost at midfield. START JUMPING!

"See, even Schmiegel thinks its funny."

"I better lay this towel down so I don't get crud all over my back, and look like a fat drunken slob." - Fat drunken slob

He just rolls up to bars with the tour bag in his trunk? I'm surprised there aren't more of these videos out there.

I'm cracking up!

I'm cracking up!

Very feminine bro hug at the 10 second mark. Just in front of the fan in a red hoodie. Reminiscent of Happy Gilmore hugging his caddie.

Kunis isn't the epitome of beauty, but she's no slouch.

City of Brotherly Love my ass... Not one brother around to yell WORLD STAR?

They must have been stoned when they drew this up.

Bye Felicia!

Which part? The 30 ft. bounce pass off the roof, or the fact that the chubby kid didn't fall during his celebration?

As usual, looks like somebody turned Bernie's water into wine.

"Man, some people just don't have a true sense of what it means to be a father." - J.J. Redick

"I love NBA groupies. Every year I get older, (sometimes two years older) and they stay the same age." - Shabazz

Where can i buy that cool potato stylus for my iPhone?