Fuckin' rocket's red glare!

It's like Tenacious D without the wit and humor.

Pffffft- Ed Bassmaster

We have the big plastic bottles in Cleveland too. I always want to buy one, but they don't keep them in the coolers. They just hang out on the shelf... next to the beer.

All right, who taught that dude how to fish?

What movie scene comes to mind when you hear "Goodbye Horses"?

Who is WuTang for?

Her reactions are getting old, aka long in the tooth.

Should have sniffed the Mariah Carey hundo. I was waiting for it.

Isn't every Ray Rice punch considered an uppercut?

The Chemical Plant Level in Sonic 2 is one of the most respected levels in SEGA history. It's so good that I couldn't pass it until I was at least like seven years old.

Somebody needs to photoshop his head onto Ultimate Warrior's body.

RIP to that guy's Facebook.

"Hey Joe, you hire a coach yet?... It'd be a lot cooler if you did." - Jimmy Haslam

They should start all his segments with a doorbell, so we can all turn off the TV and pretend like we're not home.

i was thinking these

Plato

"One and done eh? Better make sure its a HUGE one." - Brady Hoke on Thanksgiving.

[opens door]

Even though PRP isn't technically blood doping, those pictures make Kobe out to be a real turd.