The closest he gets to email is Google image searching "Cheese".

If you look real closely, you can see a ".500" right above the Pirate "P".

To give those titties four thumbs down!

See also: The less tasteful posts on "Handi" forums

Easy Hulk... He admitted to using PEDs twice in order to recover from shoulder injuries. I don't think he was trying to acquire pumpkin-headed monster strength.

You must be fick headed. I don't fink you foroughly understand this fread.

The jort-wearing Charlie Sheen fan was with out a doubt drinking a can of Busch Light poured into a pint glass.

"In Russia, player no chose team. (chugs entire bottle of Stoli) Team chose player."