“This perverted, pantsless, hairy mascot was the face of a historic professional sports franchise.”

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

The weekend series against the Rays will be played at the Trop...

Someone from Chicago needs to get to the bottom of this. What does Derrick Rose’s SAT essay have to do with the Cubs’ Opening Day?

So Emmitt Smith got a new job I see.

Griffin: [tries to hug Rivers]

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This is the most horrifying ISIS video yet.

Thanks to @Busch for a fun and exciting day.

That can't be Joe Nathan. Whoever is in that picture can close.

After fumbling and stating he weighed 530 pounds, LenDale White was arrested for DUI and false identification.

You could argue that his career needed one.

Walker, Ex's Anger.

A word of caution, passers-by: You're not just taking a selfie with Gronk. You're taking a selfie with everyone he's ever taken a selfie with in the past.

Well, the Molina's do have a long tradition of catching balls.

Dakich keeps turning down jobs like I keep turning down supermodels.

The desk he is sitting in was actually credited with a sack.

"Fuck, the last time I was here I was being paid WAYYY less"