Matt Barnes has to be THE most unlikeable character in the entire history of the NBA.

As an added bonus, Whiteside also moved up Chad Ford's draft board after today's performance.

Brunell was emotionally shaken up because he had just gotten off the phone with his accountant moments before the segment aired.

Was he investing 50 million dollars in footballs or something?

This girl seems like a pretty unbelievable catch.

One would assume there would be some sort of eligibility rule preventing a team from running a random old man onto the court in an actual game

Brandon Bostick Wasn't Supposed to...Catch That Onside Kick

"I respectfully disagree"

Oh man, that Ego guy is gonna have a pretty bad bruise. Can anybody think of a snappy line for this?

"It's one of the most fucked up things I have ever seen."

Newton's injury isn't expected to leave any lasting damage, and can't be exacerbated by activity, but he won't play until it's not excruciatingly painful to do so.

I feel the same way about the NFC South, Cam

Just a little something he picked up from his buddy Dan Snyder, who punted 4 draft picks to get him.

Hey telephones are a proud, courageous people who were here a long time before the internet took their land. We should celebrate them by misconstruing what words mean.

Fitzpatrick: Bryan, give me two numbers from the 90s and Brady's going to multiply them together.

Right Chocolate

Actually, I'm pretty sure nobody's missed more shots than Jay Cutler's kids.

So, what, you think now he's a 20/10 guy?

Green Ranger