Yeah. As a Kings fan, that stirred up Horryble memories. Swat that ball *anywhere* else, Vlade!

Don't worry. Goodell has already suspended the account.

This is a good start, if women’s sports want to be equal to men’s

As a sign of solidarity, Wambach’s former teammate Hope Solo murdered a homeless man.

Young fella would’ve never seen the court in the fourth quarter if Byron Scott still coached New Orleans.

that font beat comic sans 105-108

This doesn’t even turn me on. Does that make me normal or weird?

Well this is slowly shifting from “clown car crash lol” into “I am genuinely uncomfortable that he’s going to end up like Chris Henry” territory.

Unsurpisingly, Whiteside already has all three of them blocked.

IF YOU HAVE A PARTIALLY TORN LCL, COACHES MAY MAKE YOU PLAY.

They should have just killed two birds with one stone on that call. “Hey Lovie... you’re fired, sorry about that. Now, we’d like to quickly do a 20 minute phone screener for our newly opened Head Coaching position.”

Miko....That’s....That’s not how birds work at all.

Marty Mornhinweg thinks this was the right move

Dwight Howard is the NBA equivalent to a frozen hamburger

If he were jerking off, he probably would have turned off the Victoria’s Secret show to avoid the distraction.

If there is anyone who can fix leaks with a handful of spare parts, it’s Tomsula.

Finally! An offensive move by Roy Hibbert!

When We First Met You Were Just a Kid, an autobiography, by Mark Sanchez.