Somebody call?

DeShawn Stevenson thinks this guy is a fucking moron.

My male dog only humps other male dogs.

In other news, the Cowboys were nearly refused entry into Redskins Stadium last week because of Robert Turbin

Wasted? Da fuq u talking about?

Of course, wasn’t Pete announcing the ALDS? Or was that Harold Reynolds?

Not sure what Dyson is talking about. Backyard baseball is all about sportsmanship....they even let a kid in a wheelchair play!

Classy gesture? The only chance the Rockies have of beating the Pirates is if they get them fucked up before their day game tomorrow. This is Belichickian-like strategy.

This is by far the best at-bat by a White Sox DH all season. No chance Laroche works the count to 2-0.

Debatable

He was also charged with felonious assault on thousands of fantasy football teams

Trent Richardson

Marquis Grissom was born to be on this list.

Way better Bear than David Terrell

“I knew after I crossed first that I didn’t do it right,’’ Lake said through a translator. “But after that, I heard them chirping from the other dugout, and that’s when I lost control a little bit. I wanted to actually apologize, but they kept screaming at me and I’m a man, too.”

B-A-R-T-O-L-O

8th grade, my swan song year, I was the heavy favorite to win it going in.....I even studied on the plane to Cancun during my winter break. Ran through the classroom qualifier like Kentucky in the regular season. The middle school sports book odds had to have at least been even money for me to take home the…