N64!

Reports are now circulating that the Yankees have posted an opening bid of $51.7 million just to negotiate with her

Jarvaris Crittenton and Jayson Williams both played in the NBA and they killed people.....

"I had a nervous twitch" - Ray Rice

I have never been so happy....ever.

Raging Tebowners

how is it even possible you made it through this convo without mentioning that have one player named after a Ghost and another one who was suspended from his college team for having premarital sex? Also what the fuck is Jason Richardson doing on this team? We're there no roster spots open in Shanghai or the…

Somebody called?

"wow look at that running!" - Trent Richardson

This sounds like my Madden 03 game when I let up over 600 receiving yards and like 8 TDs to Randy McMichael and still won 115-112. Fucking TE corner was impossible to stop for an incompetent 12-year old.

Typical east coast bias

Or Vince Wilfork

Garcons of Anarchy, Lord of Vereens, Quit Playin Games w/ Gerhart, Forte Year Old Virgins....these are real team names

Vernon Davis may have been present but if you've ever had him on your fantasy team then you know that doesn't mean shit.

Still not as long as Red Sox-Yankees.

Apparently, those hoes are loyal.

I know who didn't block me...Roy Hibbert

The naked vagina then rushed the pitch and was tackled by security.

It's written....I just wrote it