Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooole!

People knew it was Winston when they noticed that nearby FSU campus police were looking the other way.

Or Donte Stallworth.

Still better than being run over by Leonard Little.

Have you ever even been close to pure, single-minded joy?

Wow, this is crazy. We usually have to wait until October to see Verlander make an ass of himself.

"This isn't impressive, we have two Upton asses" - Atlanta Braves

Looks like the Harbaugh Bros got a pair of Ray Bans

That's not his curmudgeon routine. That's his Shawn Kemp routine.

Maybe one of, if not the best I ever seen at, stand over there, get a bucket of ice dumped on him. Tell me about his TWTW, Stone Pony.

You can pour it on his heaaaaad... YES!

He cold.

a shower cap? Might as well have been wearing a skirt out there

And have the police considered dressing up like ghosts and scaring the protesters away?

No wonder they call her Miss Texas. She nearly did.

Sadly, 11-year-old me never would have thought "Why the hell is the camera guy just standing there?!?"

"Don't do anything to provoke the defense."

Pictured: All the jerseys you'll see at Coachella...in 2037.

Making things worse for Oden, Kevin Durant was spotted buying his girlfriend flowers even though it's totally not her birthday.