I guess one and done only applies to the UK basketball team.

It wasn't Carmelo. He wouldn't even pass gas.

My ideal sports site would spend money to do its own market research.

Such a shame to see Blackmon throw his career away to drugs. Why couldn't he just beat his fiancée instead?

"I instructed him to exit the vehicle. As he did, I noticed that he was rather large in stature and appeared to be athletically fit. I mean, he was huge. But still had amazing muscular definition. With broad shoulders and hands the size of ironing boards. If you were an NFL quarterback, it would be absolutely…

"large in stature and athletically fit" is my new favorite euphemism for black

Reports are surfacing that upon being arrested, Knoblauch threw a fit. Unfortunately, it hit an elderly woman in the third row.

This is nothing. Maximum Dadness is achieved at the Antonio Cromartie household every other weekend and the occasional holiday.

At least he died doing what he loved: ruining a soccer game for everyone else involved.

Orioles pitcher Kevin Gausman was furious after the play, but only because Yoenis Cespedes was selfishly trying to pad the team's runs scored statistic.

Sculptor: [Sets out to build Mount Rusmore of Specious Analogy]

It's nice to finally see the wife of a Raven drag their husband into something for once.

It was actually even worse than that. He called the poor guy a "Cowherd".

Calling Erin Andrews "gutless" only proves that TruBiotics works as advertised.

Evan Mathis' real bar tab:

Of course a $64,000 dinner tab is fake. Everyone knows Andy Reid doesn't coach the Eagles anymore.

Ramos: You're here, you've finally got all the cash you could ever want. You've made it. Yet at the same time you're hopelessly trapped, surrounded by those you hate the most. And there's no way out. How did it get to this? Do you think you should have planned better, or is the fact you needed to do something like…

Typical of a racehorse owner, he feels no shame beating a dead horse.

Nick Young turned it down for what?