Rumor has it, this was all caused when an angry Alabama fan poisoned the ticket oak.

WANTED: Motivated person with good basketball skills who can also be convincing as a prehistoric creature.

Just don't give him the second overalls or he might draft Charles Rogers again.

it's no wonder the Indians' exit from the playoffs didn't garner many tears

"A huge man called me a cunt & said he was going to kick my ass"

Technically, the Marlins certainly won't allow a hit on October 3 ...

The alternative is to eat his salary as he watches the remaining games from a stadium suite...

It's very unusual to see Cubs this late in the year.

And the Lakers have already deleted the tweet. Although I think they've made things a little worse. Check out their feed now:

It's like he's making a constant Bob Ley face

Baby Got BAC

You really think this is the easiest way to catch a 350-pound Marlin?

I suppose he could just change it to a drugstore.

If this thing is still around in January, they'll be able to cross lion off the list of possibilities.

Wounded Knee.

I guess now he's a maizeball brother.

Man this is so sad, does everything involving the NBA have to be decided in advance?

Actually, I think it's really refreshing to be able to get an "inside" peek at these girls without having to go through the trouble of jamming my own camera through a tiny peephole.

If cleared of murder, he could still be convicted of the lesser charge of being a 27-year-old man wearing a letter jacket.

Tebow celebrated by overthrowing himself a party.