Very sad. When I heard that we'd lost a homer, I really hoped it was Hawk Harrelson.

Starting WR: [gets injured]

It's a vast improvement over their first draft.

Besides, if you were to compare a college football player to Rosa Parks, the obvious pick would be Eric LeGrand. That dude gets to sit wherever the hell he wants.

Pictured: The first four victims in happier times.

Come on, really? How ignorant do you have to be to write something like that?

so that's where Riley was

To make matters worse, Chris Broussard was seen in the lobby screaming at the manager to change the name of the hotel.

"What if Tebow's Broncos run were the only exposure to football India ever had? What if Tebow ended up playing for some upstart pro league in India? And, most of all, what if there's a right-handed Tebow in some parallel universe with a mustache?"

"Ok, we have John Daly's order. Who's next?"

The Heat are hoping Oden can serve as a mentor to their younger players. Like, Juwan Howard.

Is that really more heartbreaking than the fact that the African American girl was the only one to get it wrong?

This is how super villains are created.

Jesus Christ, Michael. Keep your brother on a leash!

This has got to make the 'Top 100 Jonathan Villar Plays of All Time' list.

There hasn't been a team with this few page views since Jamarcus Russell was handed the Raiders playbook

That makes two people that wouldn't know a proactive solution if it smacked them in the face.

When police arrived Castillo's friend was charged with a blown save.

what a coincidence, it looks like the attendees had also been dead for a combined 226 years.