I think they can do WAAAYYY better than this for True Detective Season 2.

Dany Heatley: [loses control of his car trying to read the messages while going 120 MPH on ice]

CHRIST, I would love to fuck Martha Stewart. Always wanted to. Always.

@SI_PeterKing

I guess you can just completely overlook the fact that if the ref doesn't call the charge, it was Michigans basketball because LeVert made the steal already. Also, don't mention how Michigan got completely hosed on a review about 30 seconds prior to even allow Tennessee to have a chance. Good article though. Really…

LINDY RUFF: God damnit. God fucking damnit, guys.

Drew,

It mostly looks a bit cleaner, which is nice. Still not as good as their 90's logo.

Chaz Bono will be happy to discuss how to become a Been-Gal.

If only there was some way to avoid becoming a Ban-gal.

Not to devalue anything he's saying, because I honestly think it's more meaningful in this context, but Jon Stewart gave the same monologue almost word for word on Monday.

The thing about not flushing toilet paper isn't that unusual overseas. I work with a girl who was born and raised mostly in Turkey and she said they put it in a bag next to the toilet..something to do with the pipes

Can't go wrong when you got free shrimp.

What do you mean " get back in the car" at the gas station. I never get out of the car at the gas station.

Wow, what an arrogant jerk....wait, he's not black. Wow, what a competator, caught up in the moment!

Maybe we should elect him mayor.

Simpsons did it!