Yeah, he overdid it a bit.  All I can ask for (38-7) is that he keeps the same enthusiasm (38-7) for when his Vikings (38-7) come up shortly (38-7).

I’ve known PFT since I was very young. He was my elementary school speling teacher.

Are we sure the interviewer didn’t ask her about being “knocked out” and was really seeing how she felt about the NFL’s concussion protocol?

Former midshipmen here. There’s just absolutely no way I can see the game ending any time soon. Your article doesn’t display any indication that you understand how deeply Army-Navy is buried in the cultural psyche of these places. Literally every time I turned left or right for an entire year I had to alternately say…

People- “We like something fun!”

Deadspin- “here is why it’s bad”

I used to have some affection for you, Philly. Now you deserve to be smacked in the balls with a cheese ladle. Go swim in a dumpster pool, fuckheads.

Philly fans will never be the worst in a world where Patriots fans still exist.

Is this show legitimately good? Anyone? Bueller?

He will be eligible to return in Week 5

So many fail GIFs....

Pacino: Say hello to my little friend.

So this will be the second time he’s portrayed a blind guy.

The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.

Michigan is the only football team in the country that got to go on a free trip to Italy and Deadspin uses them to make the case for why they should pay players? I agree players should be compensated. But this article is proof that Michigan does more than just about every program in terms of enriching players lives.

Well, they could have done nothing instead, like 95% of the other football programs.

Dan, this article is great, and does a fine job of capturing the weird world of Wildwood t shirts. One thing I’m curious about, that you didn’t cover: these shops seem to be a hotbed of bootleg merchandise. Are the sports team/disney/warner brothers/etc. shirts actually officially licensed? If not, how is it that a…

ever visited Jezebel?