At an eagles game at the Vet in the early 2000's, an R Words fan opened up an umbrella in the 700 level, dude behind her lit up his cig, and then used his lighter to try and light up the umbrella.

They came out to Crazy Train at the Super Bowl

lololololololol

“But I’m not gonna turn this into a Slate article about how “Runaround Sue” is a symbol of toxic masculinity, and playing it at weddings reinforces the idea of a man owning a woman, et cetera.”

Hannah Keyser just got a great idea

ugh these simpletons and their football! if only they would stay away from this sports site!

People- “We like something fun!”

Deadspin- “here is why it’s bad”

yes

Is this a new Longest Yard movie?

This is awesome. I stayed at the showboat recently (also eerie even though its still open) and couldn’t help but look at the abandoned dark taj and think about how many people could be living in there and you’d never find them? Would be super interested to talk to a security person in there and see how eerie it must…

At least they spent money on the players getting an amazing experience rather than a slide in their weight room or something

you and drew are the only readable part of deadspin... thank you

Dan, I think you’re doing a great job and are the most readable person Deadspin has had in a while. Keep it up!

Bill Simmons lookin ass

Thought this was a thread about my ex-wife... carry on

(Trebek voice)

Somebody gonna tell me why?

Honestly 85% of the time alcohol is in some way involved, either im drunk and at a bar, or its the next day and I’m hungover. Usually if I walk to brunch or something, by the time I get halfway home I know I’m in for a photo finish when I get back... if I make it

Can we trade stomachs? I feel like I could have been on this thing like 100 times already

couldn’t get like more than 4 lines into the blood clot one... jesus

Yeah but why? It’s not like Romo has a lot of proven playoff success. He clearly doesn’t have the clutch gene

The Bennetts are Dwights Howards

those aren’t baseballs folks