Well, in her defense it would be difficult to eroticize a stork.

I live in west Los Angeles, where schools have some of the highest non-vaccination rates in the region.

"Meatbonnets" made me spit water all over my computer.

If we renamed vaccines "youth quinoa" or "natural kombucha" all the jab issues would be solved.

Most people are more tactful than that, luckily. But yes, that is the unspoken message. Also "You have no problem giving my child something you KNOW to be harmful" which I find to be the most hurtful charge. I don't especially mind being thought stupid or incompetent (it's not a GREAT feeling obviously, but I can live…

At this point I DO NOT favor "firing" patients as a wholesale policy.

I get it, and I'm torn. On the one hand, I have an obligation to protect all the other children who come into the office, and unvaccinated kids endangers everyone else in the waiting room. On the other, the only thing that seems to convince anti-vax parents are good relationships with their primary care physicians -…

That's what happens in a lot of other countries. You show up to school one day and the nurse is there. Everyone gets in line and gets vaccinated. That's it. no permission slips, or forms, or notices. Ya just get vaccinated and get on with life and no one cares.

Does your brother get livid at anti vaxxers? I think I would.

Back in the 1950's my brother who was 7 and my sister who was 5 contracted the measles. My sister ran the course and was healthy again within a few weeks. My brother was not so lucky. He began to develop calcium deposits all over his body. Those deposits eventually also attacked his organs. His muscles began to be…

I'm always not quite sure how to feel about that statement. Certainly, autism has been cast as the boogeyman of the anti-vaccine movement. Most people with autism can function and do okay.

Which is why it's Igloo's favorite pizza.

Related: Papa John's serves really shitty pizza and their CEO is a douche-bag.

One of my kids was an absolute porker at birth. Truly born with massive rolls of fat. I am not heavy at all. Once he started walking it melted off nearly overnight and he's bee slim and fit every since. Some kids are just born big. Meanwhile, my kid who was born skinny struggles with weight gain. leave the kid…

I'll one up it

"That baby is a total slut"

She didn't realize she was pregnant until the third trimester, fine. But she did realize she was pregnant before she had the baby! Plus, she was being followed by physicians, so you have absolutely no way of knowing that any "health problems" you've decided she has weren't being addressed.

he probs sees one of those giant pumpkins and is like I AM HAVING A REALLY HARD TIME CELEBRATING THIS OBESE PUMPKIN