This guy's descendent:

I apologise whole-heartedly for these words but.... dat tail tho!

My pup found herself in the mirror about a month ago. She spent two days like this any time she was in the bedroom. Just quietly growling and watching herself.

I didn't have a tv in the house when I got my dog, and one time I was watching the Westminster dog show on YouTube and decided to show my own dog, who was ENTHRALLED. Like, a dog would run up toward the camera, and then across the screen, and then away offscreen...and she would look around the room for it, holy shit…

My dog heard the squeaky toy in this video-within-the-video, jumped off the bed and ran downstairs to bark at the window where the squirrels hang out.

DERS NIT COMPUTEZ

So, I have a problem with this 'Whip Awful Man With a Bicycle Chain and Push Saxophone Reeds Under His Nails' bill. I'd like to talk about th- yes I suppose I might be biased but- well yes, but I don't like those things and- look surely I get a say in my own violent death? No? What if I promise to really try to remain…

Wow. I'm guessing they express similar reservations to generals who discuss veterans' rights because of their bias, right?

Right?

And for jotting those little "I love you, you can do it!" notes to put in hubby's lunch!! Those big man pens were just too heavy for my dainty hands.

I think they confuse "neutral" with "doesn't give a shit."

Ugh, reminds me of when men say I'm "biased" in an argument about women's rights. Yeah, I am biased. They're my fucking rights. What makes you neutral, dude?

If you crossposted this to Breitbert or RedState, they'd take it seriously.

Sounds like you're a great guy - I trust you got your ladies those pastel Bic pens for the holidays? Because honestly, every gal needs one. Helps so much with grocery lists.

I see your point. Ladies tend to take such a personal view of their own lives. They need men to provide an uncaring, objective point of view.

This is why we should have been more cautious about letting ladies become legislators.

Thanks for the mansplaining, but no, you can't speak for the "majority of women". Especially from your anecdata of one.

What a LOT of men seem to miss is a LOT of Feminists are "Average Girls" who also dress up, like compliments, cook, and are domestic. Feminists aren't AGAINST traditional gender roles, we just want the ability to choose whether people follow them, and are okay when people DON'T follow them.

I could be over-extrapolating here, but based solely on what you wrote in this post, you sound like a sexist, controlling asshole, so that could be why feminists don't like you.

Uhh first paragraph just no. I most everyone I know like our guys friendly and kind. I have never in my life heard of an emotional slut. They're a guy that use "nice" as tactic to guilt trip themselves into your pants. What I would say is woman are taught to value monogamy and men are taught to value chesty. As Oscar…

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