what about making sure there's enough space for Mamma to hang Dad? (please tell me I'm not the only one who gets that reference!)

Happy Birthday!

cheap shot, man—wicked cheap shot. I hope you're not planning to use that in your next stand-up gig

her "race face" looks way better/more normal than most! I can't be the only weekend warrior who looks like a calf mid-slaughter giving one last kick on the final straightaway, can I?

aww—I remember reading about them in Runners World when I was in high school!

are you employed by a particular lipstick company? If so, you might wanna be more explicit about the particular brand you're pushing—this just says 'yay lipstick!'

and you are running out of available screen names, aren't you?

Enemies and adversaries...already trying to tear him down?

she's got some impressive PR (personal record—not public relations) stats on the track—not at the Olympics, but tons of great athletes choke at the Games. I'll never understand the bobsled part—a desperate cry for attention? In any case, for the love of beets, why can't she keep her inane and idiotic ideas about sex…

what next—psychic surgeons?

This Onion Clip is what that precious list made me think of...

health problems should be addressed...by the specific doctors treating the patients in questions, not Dr. Internet, and certainly not by random web-people like you or me.

all that cellulite!

he/she appears to be a recently shaved pussy who is no fan of the exposure ~_*

magnadoodle FTW! The crowd goes wild!

does a staunch BNP supporter fall into the "white supremacist" category?

wait. I thought the only reason for Saran Wrap at the gym was for when you (tragically!) forgot a sports bra (or perhaps *the* sportsbra required at that moment) before an especially intense interval running workout on the treadmill...there's something else?!?!?

the more I read about Nigeria's current president (& first lady!) the more ill I get...

I presume you're speaking of one _white_ American life...

wow. I hate to go around criticizing peoples' mothers, but it sounds like you were quite fortunate to have gotten through the worst of anorexia and moved on as a teen with such a shitty support system at home. You could say I dabbled, "swang that way," "had a 'thing,'" etc.—I like to play it down, sure, but it was…