wow. I hate to go around criticizing peoples' mothers, but it sounds like you were quite fortunate to have gotten through the worst of anorexia and moved on as a teen with such a shitty support system at home. You could say I dabbled, "swang that way," "had a 'thing,'" etc.—I like to play it down, sure, but it was…

I used to work at a juice bar that marketed three-day juice fasts (pretty sure the official term was "juice cleanse," but I always found "fast" a more accurate description, as you greatly decrease caloric intake while loading up on vitamins in that time). I was always suspicious of the people who ordered them and…

I commiserate—-my (lanky) roommate swigs vinegar right from the bottle. After the first time, I started buying my own and hiding it for sanitation purposes o.O

I've never been on an official "cabbage soup diet," but I've spent a lot of time in Eastern Europe in the winter—-did it make you feel like someone was playing Double Dutch jump rope with your intestines?

Amen, "Area Female!" I may never be 100%, but if only I could just go back and convince 19 year old me to CTFO (in my currently smaller jean size) and just eat & exercise as my body needed, and not as punishment—what a world of hell I'd be spared

as far as I'm concerned, he's no further from the James Bond 'model' than Sean Connery—they had to rewrite some stuff to make Scottish work, right? Why can't they just do that with black here? I know the issue is way more complicated than this, but I'm looking at it in an idealized state.

"Story of my life" was best left in the hands of Social Distortion ;-)

soo...you pay for the privilege of getting splashed with celebrity sweat on occasion?

yay diversity?

<3 <3 <3 Trevor Noah! I recently binge-watched his standup on YouTube. Wicked psyched to see his contributions to TDS. His intro above killed!

George already has more hair than all the grown men around him...

не слышно...может быть так лучше?

this is the conversation I wish I'd had with my roommate last night. The one we did have involved far less eloquence and articulation on my part, and far more interjections, eye-rolling and condescending smirks on his...

the antidote from The Motherland, for your listening pleasure!

on one level, I'm critical of Jeff Goldblum of marrying someone exactly half his age, but on another, I'm miffed that that someone wasn't me ~_-

always struck me as a load of condescending racist crap, but what do I know?

I hear you on squawkers like the magpies by my window, but what's wrong with song birds?

every sperm is great...

kinda: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth_Gir… since I'm too lazy to explain it properly. The guys were all so young & hot back then!

they were *the* cutest couple in "Earth Girls Are Easy"