I just can't dill with all this veggie-pun mayhem!

does your partner know you're suggesting he/she has the same aptitude for understanding logic as your average two year-old?

is it possible to passively defenestrate someone?

cat-spiracy?

only in the strictest sense of the word "technically"

my friends did a better rock cover of this at our high school talent show in 2000. Just sayin'

I suddenly feel a lot more responsible for just not wearing glasses when I don't want glasses on my face. Occasionally squinting to read a sign sounds terribly healthy in comparison.

so you recommend codependency?

they spared that poor baby from a life of horrible music taste—such mercy!

baby boy hedge hog was rather excited

"...Lady in red...is dancing with me..."
Basically, is this song a celebration that the sultry eye candy who's casually fucked every other guy has genuine desire to finally settle down w/ the singer, and he can't fully believe his circumstances?

prattle on, Boy-o. The rest of us will be at the grown-up table with our magic juice

you're honestly going to try and say that her hunting of endangered megafauna is less destructive than ecotourism? "Ecotourism," not just "nature tourism"—your words, not mine—which is defined as "Responsible travel to natural areas that conserves the environment and improves the well-being of local people." Well…

it'd have been nice if she used the infamy she got from trophy hunting to draw attention to issues of megafauna conservation in sub-Saharan Africa, and not just 'I'm-a-badass-huntress-for-killing-huge-predators-while-they-were-probably-asleep' self-serving shit-show. Also, she flaunts hunting endangered species,…

In a manner of speaking, yes, you are dreaming. Either that or you don't exist—I haven't decided which yet. Sarcasm totally isn't a legally acceptable alternative to homocide, either =)

given their choice of name here, I suspect they haven't come to realize that some people get over being shallow ;)

maybe they're holding it against her that she isn't living in her Mercedes now that she's poor?

the fact that he's a bizarre, deceptive prankster makes him all the more bedable to me...am I the only one in this boat?

genius points to her for staying out of the fluorescent Hollywood spotlight for this long. I say we leave her in peace to be as unglamorous as she damn well feels like while incubating her space gremlin and having limited body autonomy.