I've got it on good authority that exactly two people on earth can pull this off: Taylor Swift and my neighbor, Julia.

Angelina is self-aware enough to admit that she has a lot more help than most moms, and can't compare herself to them in good conscience. The problem here is Kim insisting that because "having it all" (whatever that means) is in some ways feasible for her, it is a reality for others without all of her wealth and…

Edward Norton and Courtney Love is what came to mind here.

smart and nerdy as a barrier to popularity in school can kindly curl up and die. Same for the large number of otherwise so-so students who inexplicably are off the charts on standardized tests. Sorry, guess I'm still stuck on the high school stuff.

not so good for regrouping, then?

team blanket fort city represent!

I'm not wondering that, either ;)

if only 'fried grub Fridays' were a thing

hip hop has been dying a slow, agonizing death ever since sustaining a fatal wound by this particular number. Maybe rapping Cats will finally put it out of its misery?

with a human sacrifice

color me, uh...shocked? No? It's cool—I wouldn't, either

well, most people don't want to be seen, so they don't go to a public fountain in broad daylight. More likely, they'll go to a wooded/secluded spot at the edge of a park at twilight for a "secret picnic" or whathaveyou. This particular couple has just said the hell with being hidden and discrete with their outdoor…

a lotta, lotta young people still live with their parents in small apartments or share a bedroom with roommates to save money, so they don't get a lot of personal space for sexytime at home, so making love outside of the home is often one's only choice. Granted, the majority of people will try to find a secluded spot…

it's like 'show love,' 'love for posterity,' or 'love parading around'

he does have an epic smile

does this study take into account tax-funded agricultural subsidies? Americans may pay less for groceries at the store, but we've already paid some of the cost difference as the consumers of subsidized goods.

I fondly remember hanging out on them in my ['80s and '90s] childhood.

is there someone above him in HR to report to? Sounds like he's not the most professional interviewer in town...

I'm reading the edited version right now presumably, but I like what I'm reading now. Quite entertaining & a fun read. I wouldn't worry so much about height/appearance, either. Everybody's got their own preference—some consider short & slight of build a major turn-on. Were I on your side of the planet, I might be down…