no way I can top that, but this older gent at the juice bar where I worked inside a chichi spa would routinely make fat jokes about the people at the coffee shop next door and their whipped cream sugar coffee and buttery pastries, as if it were a way of establishing some common ground between us—i.e. 'we're not like…

how do you know what other people on the internet are thinking? Psychic? At this rate, you're clearly just trolling us all, and it's getting old.

he's really cute, too.

either you just won the internet or broke it...maybe both?

2:30 something is a slow, easy pace for a national champion, in case you happened to care

racism can exist in the heart and mind of any human being, no matter creed or color—-I'll give you that. The difference—and important part, which is what's getting everyone's goat—is that of scope and clout. My analogy (at least in the US, but I'd argue it still stands in many societies worldwide) is that racism by…

aww—-who's a cute widdew twoll? ::pats on head::

is that entirely legal? Sounds like they were trying to pinch major pennies, and it backfired in a big way.

there was some mention of performing a ritual sacrifice in order to get him back. Let's hope it works!

we're freaking out over the precident it sets and what that means for future cases far more than the specifics of Hobby Lobby now

so you can save it all up in there and then let the crimson dam burst all over Susanm's new, white couch?

maybe they were provided, but the fast women took one look at Warthog's face and ran away from him, well, fast, and took the booze with them for good measure :)

do your parents know you're on the internet again, Sweetie?

he can drink the stored contents of my menstrual cup =D

over the course of the series, Healey slowly became a far less distasteful character. More than anything, he's just really sad.

but...but...but...#notallmen!

same here ::pees on lawn before running away::

somebody spay me already.

fair enough. His home country deserves blame for not waiving his immunity—it's not like he's likely to be stoned to death or burned alive in New Zealand. I only hope the mythical Homeland has its own consequences waiting for him

did the bride manage not to break any bones despite falling three stories? That sounds pretty incredible to me. Did her friend somehow break her fall?