"slipping off to the pub" was at the beginning, when Arthur was trying to save his house? Oh, you mean with Addams thought about slipping off to the pub? I heard he often just went on crazy-brilliant tangents, and at times had to tie up loose ends with haste to meet deadlines, but never heard it from the horse's…

bravo! Like I said before, if they're such a match made in heaven (hell?), may they live miserably ever after together!

I can commiserate, except in my case he's got a really hot boyfriend, instead

Take it from Diana, and cut him loose!

you got the attention of Douglas Adams?!? Lucky goose!

what's vidka, and how do you mastrubate? Inquiring minds want to know!

whoever this douche is, he's clearly abusing the privilege

so Hammer, you can't sue!

boom!

sounds like a lot of the GMAT, where they ask you if you've been given sufficient information to answer the question first, and then which information is needed to successfully answer it—drove me batty!

My heart goes out to you, and I understand how it might be too painful to just cut him out of your life in one fall swoop. That being said, you should at least try diversifying your portfolio! Activate/update your online dating profiles, get involved in local social groups, and do other activities that will help you…

are they as fabulous in the flesh as they appear before the camera?

as a thoroughly aresponsible 30 year old, I reckon I'm qualified to weigh-in on the question of routine. It's an inevitability for everybody—maybe not all of the time, but sooner or later it catches us all. That thought used to depress me, but lately not so much. I agree with people here saying friends don't Instagram…

This amoeba-on-a-flea-on-a-dog isn't one of your best friends. He doesn't deserve to be your friend at all. It hurts like hell, but take solace in knowing some other lady is going to be stuck with his pathetic, lying, cheating ass for the long haul and not you. May they live miserably ever after...

wtf? How is this "friendzoned?" It sounds like they were quite physical for awhile, and if he didn't see fit to clue her in on his double-life, he wasn't really her friend to begin with.

I'll never understand families where there are "rules" about how members of one side can't even make small talk with members of the other—what are you, the Capulets and Montagues? That went over splendidly, as we all know. So there's bad blood. Given that you didn't even know about it, it's got nothing to do with you.…

you boiled your Diva Cup? Have I been doing it wrong the whole time?

this x 1000

o_O

*or* those of us who want to test our speed on shorter distances. Stuff like "run or dye" without a timer, or other runs who don't bother measuring the distance properly are a waste of time & money, though.