Laney_Says
Laney_Says
Laney_Says

We brought you back, baby

I try not to keep useless stuff in my kitchen, but I do have a large hand painted ceramic bowl that I want to trash. Except I can’t because my grandmother COMMISSIONED the damn thing for me. It has SPRINGER SPANIELS painted on it. One of which is sitting in an easy chair reading a law book.

...I need to talk to my sister now that you’ve pointed that out.

He began to strangle her, but after a struggle she managed to grab his gun and shoot him.

eating a salad as a full meal is like eating whispers

congrats, huck.

No, they’re derogatory. And in the South, derogatory things ARE said casually. Sometimes there’s a beverage involved such ask, “You know Charlotte, she’s a two-bit whore, would anyone like some lemonade?”

SPURNED & BURNED

update: still in prison

As Hess notes, Holmes’ fandom is hardly unique and, on Tumblr, “any white boy with a haircut is eligible”

Have you ever tried pouring water into your cheerios?

This clearly flies in the face of everything that Maxxism stands for. Hell you might as well just go to Lenins & things.

I think I’ve just about reached the moment when I would vote for a presidential candidate who actively campaigned on a platform of nihilism. Imagine that fucking debate:

This is not very mature or rational, but the sheer amount of people in my newsfeed who are on just all up on Bernie Sander’s dick make me feel annoyed anytime I see his name. It’s like people are just waiting to work his name into things.

Jim Gilmore wipes a single, solitary tear from his cheek.

But which one is the True Detective???

I agree, it’s like a crotch frame. Otherwise, cute as hell.