Godspeed, and I’ll be at Wonkette next Monday.

This is my first time posting on here, and my only hope is that I don’t get lost in the greys!!

All the convenience and smell of a cloth pad, but without the ability to easily change it. Nothing like sitting around in a cute diaper full of your own liquid pennies.

Some of us can smell when the gents are sweaty, horny, or otherwise, you know, being male. If you feel the need to have awkward work conversations because you can detect a woman is, gasp, menstruating, that's your issue. Not ours.

This image is more upsetting to me than anything else associated with this campaign. I’d rather see real human blood than what I assume is supposed to be reminiscent of a big fat clot?

I hope every person who made snide remarks about how she could go cry on a bag of money now understands that there is no amount of money that can compensate for the loss of child, particularly when your child dies in a painful and unnecessary fashion.

Modern Family, Black*ish, Empire and Arrow come to mind. :) Also The Voice, Chicago Fire, Survivor, Criminal Minds..

Missed these every time since it started, so here is some stuff from the past month I have made.

“Lincoln Chafee, a gentle, smiling bird you’d rather not be killing for dinner but you have to, that’s nature”

i ordered 14 of these chairs for the jez office

People are the worst, but here is a cat hugging a toy.

“Customers were evacuated from the San Luis Obispo store”

“I felt violated, and my body said wait a minute, this ain’t right. So I was uneasy.”

“one total, as if you were buying a sweater at Brooks Brothers.”

That’s like, the WASPiest, rich person phrase anyone has ever uttered.

My reasoning is not ridiculous. Apparently I have not made myself clear so let me do so.

Emmet Till’s mother did not ask for her son’s dead body to be used as a rhetorical tool on the internet against black people who are 1) already aware of what happened to her son and 2) dealing with their own daily racial traumas from living in a white supremacy.

We need to be of sterner stuff. I don’t want anybody to ever scroll past this. The problem isn’t Emmett Till’s picture. It’s the lack of others’ pictures (Sandy Hook). Images get things done because there are no abstractions.

Hue Opaque Tights (retail for $15, but you can find the basic colors for less at any discount store like TJMaxx, Nordstrom’s Rack, etc.)

Hue Opaque Tights (retail for $15, but you can find the basic colors for less at any discount store like TJMaxx,…

I swear by Hue. You can buy them at The Bay and Legs Beautiful in Canada and probably at any department store in the States. The super opaque tights are the best (they make both control top and just regular waistline - I like both). At $19 CDN they aren’t cheap but one pair of tights typically lasts all winter so…

I swear by Hue. You can buy them at The Bay and Legs Beautiful in Canada and probably at any department store in the…

Hue: widely available, good colour spectrum

Hue: widely available, good colour spectrum