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People can be assholes in the Internet. Just today someone to me said that if American Indians had their own version of Donald Trump we would have been able to keep white people out instead of all being alcoholics who owned casinos. That was rather stunning in its racism and ignorance. Still it’s not the same thing as…

Huh? None of your comment makes sense, neither in terms of grammar nor in terms of content. Meh, troll I guess, shrug.

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I’ve gotten to know Daisy, Wen, Lina and others at their nail salon near my small PA town. Despite the odd stares from the other clientele ( mostly LOCAL people) I like talking and catching up with their lives. They are working full time, raising children, attending community college. We talk about relationships,…

Pretty sure his audience was like, “Well that glowing turnip is saying such nice things about Texas! Everything else about it must make sense!”

Yes, yes it is and it is just her recycling her XOJane article for Vox.

Ah, catfishing. Starts out as a lark, something fun to do while you’re bored, and then next thing you know you’re in England wearing a wool hat and a strap-on.

What did I just read?

She told police that she felt something was ‘not right’ so she removed the scarf and mask, and saw Newland standing there wearing a woolly hat, swimming suit and prosthetic penis.

I had this pair of asshole brothers come in last night and they tipped me in coupons for free salsa because I had “such a sweet and spicy smile”. Their bill was over $100.

Draw me like one of your French girls.

Someone get Jodi Picoult on this. The novel writes itself.

You’re over-thinking it. Don’t have kids. Don’t go on a cruise.

Add lip balm to the “Thanks, we have enough!” list.

A few nights ago, one of my Papa Johns co-workers fell down as he was about to put a pizza in the oven. Amazingly, he still got the pizza into the oven even as he was falling down. It was pretty remarkable.

Getting that tattooed on my BF’s penis, brb.

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I would do anything for meatloaf, but I won’t do that.