Laney_Says
Laney_Says
Laney_Says

Well, the whole time he was talking about the poltergeist, I was thinking about 10th grade English and how we called that the Houdini. I probably said almost exactly the same words Amy did and I’m pretty sure she didn’t plagiarize me...

I’d like to know if the father displays them.

+ Code Black, Supernatural, The League...

He moved out without telling me (back in with his mom) and his best friends periodically texts to see if I want to hook up.

But I don't want to...

When I was like 13, my dad took my little brother and I to the video store to rent some movies so we’d be occupied for the weekend. I didn’t want to go inside, but asked him to rent me a copy of From Dusk till Dawn. He came back out to the car like fifteen minutes later to clarify with me if it was a porno that I was

I was in kindergarten when I found the first porn mag. I distinctly remember the black woman with the huge bush in the page I opened it to. I immediately ran and brought it to my mom, who was on the toilet (totally cool time to talk when you’re a child.). He had probably 20 VHS tapes in his closet that I discovered

I found my father’s stash of THIRTY SEVEN porn dvds once, including one called, very straightforwardly: “Girls Fucking Guys in the Ass.”

I got my first, and now probably only, mani-pedi in CT recently. The person assigned to me kept changing, and I don’t know where they all went after they left me... I wasn’t crazy handing a tip meant for all of them to the last guy, especially since he did the least work and a shitty job. He brushed me off when I

I love orange lip products, even though they’re not really right for me. Wet n Wild has a line of matte Megalast lipsticks that includes several orange/coral/peach tones and they’re like $1.99 or something. Highly recommend, at least just to experiment with how comfortable you are. If you are normally super neutral or

oh ffs

SAME! *clinks glass*

I hope that my boss hangs it up in her office and every time she starts to tell the office staff something like “Well, try to only hire people who were born in the United States because it’s easier,” she’ll look at the photo and shut her fucking mouth.

Printed & tucked between some files I know she’ll need ASAP. Fantastic.

I really appreciate this photo. I’m pretty sure I’m giving my notice this week, and my boss likes to kick people out of the office on the spot when they do that. I plan to hide this in my things for her to find. #maturity

I would love to read anything else that you/your coworkers have to say about the situation. The article you shared was great (although the comments were, predictably, a cesspool).

Please, please do this. Also, thank you so much for the link - I donated the $25 for a backpack and wish I could do more.

I’m from VT (no longer living there). The collective Bernie boner overwhelming all of my social media is infuriating.