I kept scrolling and it wouldn’t stop. Thought maybe I was dead and in purgatory.

I LOVE CRAB RANGOONS.

Strobing! Thank you, I couldn’t recall. I know I’ve been seeing it on The Pinterest but considering I am the greasiest, slickest-faced person I have ever met, I try to keep away from looking any shiny (or “luminous,” whatever). I can’t watch the video because my workplace blocks YouTube but the word “strobing” sounds…

Oh, does it?

My favorites were “Hot Ham Water” and “Mostly Air With A Few Chips”.

this is always my favorite one

This was my favorite of the joke submissions that I saw:

THEY ARE JUST DOING THIS TO CONFUSE US

everything about this is making me really angry?

THANK YOU for posting about this. The people who have been fighting for this are incredible, and the advocacy community is extremely happy this morning. I came in very late to the game and got to witness this policy beginning to go into action, and there is nothing better than seeing a small child eat a good…

He wishes he were a little bit taller he wishes he were a baller he wishes he had a girl who looked good so he could call her, I bet.

He wishes he were taller so he could look even more like he’s talking down to the president in this picture.

It sounds like you want to have a Scott Walker stroke, nudge nudge.

Once, someone was ordering a LARGE number of coffees or something for their office. Something like $200, and it was going to take a while. I offered to make them a free drink, since they were nice and being patient and stuff like that. BIG MISTAKE, as they took a deep breath, and starting going down the “venti…

That last one almost has to be the drive through workers fucking with customers.

There is a well-known theory in quantum physics known as the Many Worlds Theory. In essence, it states that there are an infinite number of universes with an infinite number of permutations.

Where would you even get that money from at age 5?