They have a broad scope.

As I said yesterday, after seeing his video I’m 100% sure it’s Bobby Jindal.

In my family we have a tried and true way for finding out if something is living or not:

Is that...a human carp?

On the same note, it could be Romeo Rose.

This whole things reminds of a story I read. It is about a writer reading her fan mail. She gets to a certain envelope and she starts to read it. Inside is a confession of a man who describes his life as living inside a chair he built. The chair is inside a hotel. The man tells what it feels like to have women and men…

He is just sucker. Bleed him out tomorrow: the double 13th friday!

Wait, who is Kim? Where was the makeup done in Mayra’s piece?

May I recommend the phrase “would t be weird if I kissed you right now?” After several drinks? Has worked for me in a similar time of need. Pulling for you girl!!!!!!!!

First they came for our dishware, and I did not speak out—

Does this motherfucker not understand that this is what WE ARE EXPECTED TO DO BY EVERY CUSTOMER? Every time you complain about us taking away your dirty dishes, we get complained at 500 times more for not removing fucking garbage. You OCD weirdshits.

The other night I was eating a plate of noodles, and enjoying it. I was out to dinner with a friend, hunched over a meal we had been planning for weeks. The restaurant was newly opened and highly regarded. Life was good. And the food was great.

I, for one, cannot wait until Ferdman tells us about the time a literal Communist tried to refill his water glass too soon.

Oprah is rolling in her grave

I'm doing ok, just as long as I don't see him I am fine and yourself?

I hate taking a shower in the evening to cool off, only to get out and start sweating again, I hate that I can’t dry my hair because I will die from the heat. I hate the cotton that floats in the air. I hate swim suits. I hate that being outside is expected.

Yeah, I don’t know if this is weird, but I have never peed in a swimming pool. Showers, absolutely, but not pools.

I’m still waiting for breaks in the case of the person who was dumping bodies along the water on Long Island - I MUST KNOW MORE.

The prostitutes or the serial killer?

No problem =). It’s always best when you feel like someone is listening to what you have to say without worry that they are judging you.