Laney_Says
Laney_Says
Laney_Says

No need to explain your marital situation. My best friend has been in a similar situation for a while now, and, well, I just get that it’s never as cut and dry as one expects especially to people looking from the outside.

I can tell you what the flag was created to symbolize. Treason and hatred. Of the need for men to die that other men might be kept in chains.

the debate was had. you lost. by a score of roughly Sherman’s March to the Atlantic to nil. your flag commemorates hatred, treason, and the deaths of hundreds of thousands of americans in the name of preserving white supremacy. Dylann Roof waved it knowing that you and the entirety of South Carolina stood behind him

THIS IS MY TIME TO SHINE.

I maybe would have just closed the curtains, let them finish and sleep over, woken them up with Plan B and a bloody mary.

I stayed in a hotel room w two other girls who ended up staying elsewhere to bang some dudes in bow ties and I slept alone in the room by myself and smoke a J while I watched Law and Order reruns at 4am.

In some other timeline where I didn’t step in, my friend might have had a good crazy wedding hookup story to contribute. She and a super hot (although in retrospect maybe he was just British) groomsman were drunkenly making out a bunch at the reception, and as we were about to leave, he was definitely insinuating that

How about a hook-up that took place at my wedding? My then-19-year-old brother who was serving as an usher executed a flawless seek-and-destroy on my husband’s 27-year-old cousin, who was at the time sobbing from a combination of drinking too much and not getting enough attention. He was seated near her at the young

This comment is everything wrong with America.

For some reason I kept reading “Ferrari Guy” as “Guy Fieri.”

Ariel wasn’t a fish, though! If anything, she lacked the capacity to love Eric because she was 15 and kind of a moron.

They are dancing, like all families do after escaping deadly run-ins with a deranged psychopath.

Perhaps if she falls off the dock again she will get knocked up? Isn’t that how this works in Sci-Fi movies? You do the thing you did before to get the opposite effect?

OK. I need everyone to know this:

I am also from a small town, so cosigned. You can’t do anything around there. Plus, he’s clearly a bad guy with those tattoos.

They should have just called this thing A Deadly Dock. A Dockly Adoption. Dock dock dock

“It must get hard, Robert”

When I was a young kid (not that young actually, but we’re going with young) I used to get all my money changed to quarters and carry it around in a money pouch and pretend I was rich and also in the middle ages or something.
This is not relevant to your story but I thought I would share.

The other day I noticed a bunch of Oreo crumbs had accumulated in my collarbones while I was eating in bed laying down. Sexy y/n?