Ok, so, at first I thought you meant the model was literally swimming while wearing those jeans and I was going to make a joke about jeankinis but then I clicked on the link and was so very disappointed.

This occurred to me, but I decided to pull it out because I’ve actually seen this argument in several places over the past 12 hours. Look at Sara Benincasa’s Twitter feed from around 11 hours ago—this comparison was all over the place. This argument—depressingly—appears to be common enough that it actually requires…

NO. STOP.

Broke up with someone because he bit his fork. With every bite.

So what is the person who was assigned ‘white’ at birth do when they find that they identify more as ‘black?’

To borrow a phrase from a bygone clusterfuck, not so much a grain of salt as a rock of crack. She’s flat-out lied about so many things at this point that there’s no reason to give her the benefit of the doubt on anything, especially stories about her own persecution and victimhood.

Sadly, based on interviews she has given in the past, it sounds like she has had a very rough life. According to Rachel, her parents were abusive, and when she was an adult her parents adopted 3 young black children; around the same time, she began altering her appearance. Also around this same time, she allegedly was…

They just need to shut the whole thing down. Shut it down. This is too crazy to be real. But it’s real.

The only counter I have is that clearly homegirl was on the scene before she became the NAACP president. You’re right, that’s a supper awkward question in this situation but it seems like these people had been raising their eyebrows for quite some time without saying anything.

As someone who went to high school there, I can’t think of any way of describing it other than this is the most Spokane thing I’ve seen in a while. I wish I was surprised. I have to say “offensive and hilarious” is a great descriptor for Spokane. It should really be the city motto.

Is her husband part of this charade or is he also just learning that the woman he previously thought was just light-skinned is actually a whole other kind of light-skinned?

But he’s so happy!

Not available in Canada.

I know this man. He is a violent drunk, racist, and an all around awful person. He is not fit for children.

This diet can fuck off to the land of shit i am not gonna do.

Oh man, speaking of shiny heavy glitterbombs though, my pal is a makeup artist and gets a lot of free shit and sometimes if she has too much stuff or stuff she’s not interested in, she will give it to me since I am a makeup hoarder and have a lipstick addiction. The other day she gave me this.... it’s hot pink glitter…

I had a Thai employee who was a fairly new addition to the U.S. She went to a Nordstrom’s here and got told by the makeup counter lady that she had “chinky eyes.”

The worst part is, my employee came in the next day and asked me what “chinky” meant. She spoke English really well but was not up to date on idioms or…

How is a dog harness for your GoPro something that you get to ask for for your wedding?