I don’t understand the question.

Back in the day, I was often told that with my big 80s perm-curly red hair and similar features that I bore a resemblance to Tawny Kitaen from the Whitesnake video. So one night some girlfriends and I were out at a club and these guys were buying us drinks because they had somehow been led to believe that I was the…

Really? Pop ups? Fuck that.

This is one of the best mic drops I’ve ever read.

It’s real. i work in a building full of photoshoppers. they all said “seems legit”.

No, it’s real.

So did James Frey but A Million Little Pieces is still one of my favourite books.

I enjoyed reading it in the end, that’s all I care about.

Christ, that’s bad. My aunt’s MIL wore head to toe BLACK (with a lace face cover on her hat) and told everyone that she was in mourning for her only son throughout the wedding. That was fun!

Ouch, Bride. That dress looks absolutely painful for her breasts. Can she breathe? Never be afraid of using your real size, ladies. Just because it zips up doesn’t mean it fits. That thing looks painful and unflattering.

See....I love memoirs. I love biographies. I love non-fiction. I’m a non-fiction junkie. I fucking love anecdotes and real stories from interesting* people. So the memoir boom is like my literary wet-dream.

I just finished reading my first David Sedaris and I’m in love.

(*key word)

Im trying really, really hard to not do this to my CEO.

I’d like to be adopted by Ina Garten. Her voice is so soothing. When I’m really depressed, I just want to listen to her talk about roasting a chicken, and reassuring me about how easy it is to entertain guests who drop by.

As I will be “inevitable unplanned urine stream.”

“Then his brain-OS crashes and he stands frozen, arms dangling uselessly, while he reboots.”

Right? It’s called a fucking broom.

But how will her driveway grow green & verdant?!

I’m just shocked actually, paranoid, and a little squeamish now about even watering at all,” she said.

Ah I’d love that.

So true. “I hope it does comfort you to know that you’re not, you’re not smarter than anyone here” is Special Snowflake Syndrome antidote.