And how can you simultaneously assert that hand-holding and hugs are forbidden outside of marriage, but playing with your sleeping sister’s vagina is normal?

He looks like a mixture of Travolta and Ray Liotta and it’s freaking me out, man

Even if they are convicted it won’t be proof the system actually works. It will be proof the system did what it was supposed to do one time out of so, so many, and only after the same system failed Freddie Gray and caused his death.

You get depraved heart murder, and you get depraved heart murder, you ALL get depraved heart murder! [Oprah bees gif]

No but being held without bond might have, given the severity of his crimes.

An order of protection wouldn’t have prevented him from murdering her.

When you rubbed your forehead with Jay-Z’s, it seemed like an economical transaction

“I didn’t vaccinate my dog because Jenny McCarthy told me it could cause Pawtism”

This actually happened to someone I know. If it’s like her case, it’s a combo of

wake up in the middle of the night from the cries of your cat?

You forgot the Bushes!

“I want to push your head down really hard while you give me head”

Hospitaliano is a word trademarked by Olive Garden to describe the warm and accepting way they will treat you when you are there. Unless they are closing or you have touched someone’s butt as that person was leaving. Then they kick you out. No more hospitaliano.

Hot damn, “hospitaliano” just made my top 5 list of favourite words. You are truly a linguistic magician; don’t hide that under a breadstick basket.

I was trying to think of a best, but I couldn’t, so I’m just going with badass-est.

Whoa whoa whoa. What’s a pussybow?

“ The new person playing the “Vulvatron character” has been announced. “

BOBBY YOU’RE A GRADE A TROLL OK

According to this quiz, I’m a maxi dress, so I guess i’m the worst ever.