Not me. If they are the ones to do it, then fine with me. I’m going to send a little money, and then make a chalk pentagram in my driveway. Then I will hop around it like a devil-worshipping game of hopscotch.

She could totally have an everyday vagina and a special occasion vagina. That’s what I’d do.

“She was going to be killed by this guy some day, somehow. She didn’t have to die that night.”

“According to footage recorded on the officer’s body cam”

OH NOES, IT’S BABY KILLER ANNA!! RUN! HIDE! SEW YOUR LEGS CLOSED! SHE’S A-COMIN’ FOR YOUR BLASTOCYSTS!!

There are never enough babies to kill.

Not an good writer.

If I were Sofia I would eat those fucking embryos on toast like they were fucking caviar.

But was it monogrammed?

When my parents first got divorced my dad would try to pack my lunch and one day he legitimately just put butter between two slices of white bread and sent me off to school. After that he just gave me cash to buy my own lunch.

When she was that age, I used to send my daughter with a thermos filled with 3/4 milk, 1/4 coffee and a tiny squeeze of chocolate or dusting of cinnamon...she loved iced coffee drinks but didn’t like plain milk. I figured it was better for her than the sugary chocolate milk they had in the cafeteria.

He had his moments. Sometimes he would pack my sandwich. Instead of putting it in a baggie, he’d wrap it in wax paper and use masking tape to hold it together? It was a goddamn struggle opening it.

Around 5th grade my father would send me to school with a thermos of coffee..so theres that..

I was a lunchroom volunteer when my kids were in elementary school. My husband and I packed their lunches everyday and I was so careful in choosing a piece of fruit that they liked and was in perfect condition. I was shocked at how many beautiful apples, bananas and oranges were tossed in the lunchroom trash every…

Baked potato and a breadstick is an appropriate snack.

Bread to go along with the potato? Say what now?

I’d like a legitimate health (nutrition and exercise) writer, too!

What constitutes a “chemical”? I just looked at the ingredient list on my lotion and there’s 17 things listed. Is C15-19 Alkane one chemical or multiple? Is water a chemical? Is this real life?