trunning your mouth indeed

Apology pizzas should definitely be a thing. There’s a website where you can order a glitter bomb sent to people who’ve wronged you, why not a website where you can order a pizza sent to someone you’ve wronged?

I will burn this fucking place to the ground before I get rid of that mirror. Do you know how much joy that mirror has brought to us? We’re synonymous with Halloween. We do a freaky family fun day, and all the kids look in the mirror. This is a fun house, honey, and if you don’t like the two-way mirror, go fuck…

Whoa. Am I in a time warp? Um, I thought the whole ‘you can get AIDS (sic) from a toilet’ thing was pretty much squashed by the end of the 80s?

“The hole in the stall of the men’s room? Honey, that’s a glory hole. Hell no I’m not gonna fill it in. The gay guys love it, getting their dick sucked by a stranger. It’s been there forever. You know we do family halloween every year, right? The kids love it. We use that hole for scary puppets to pop out of it and…

I got the impression is was a vegan/organic place.

Am I the only one who expected him to add “and 9/11 changed everything.” after he mentioned the mirror was installed in 2001? I mean its not any crazier than what he actually said.

They used to hang a witch’s head in the closet on Halloween. Okay. What does that have to do with the TWO WAY MIRROR that is clearly in line with the toilet? Oh. Nothing.

Wait, they answered the phone as “bathroom mirror”? They are now referring to themselves as this incident?

“Please stop trying to make ‘sexing’ happen.”

Right?!?? When you cuddle you can feel the penis or am I cuddling too Rated R? Idk sound sketch.

Blac Chyna has lost me. Yeah, Kylie Jenner is probably an asshole, but she’s also 17 years old and a grown-ass woman shitting on a teenager is lame. Tyga deserves all the scorn in the world, but Chyna seems to be focusing on shading and/or slamming Kylie, which reads as kind of pathetic. I think she knows she gets…

I live here and this sort of self-aggrandizing, “clean” lifestyle label thirst is just astounding. “Please don’t look at the other annoying/irresponsible shit I do when I am not instagraming my awesome granola life! Also, my life choices are superior and you are a heathen, but no judgements!” Catty and bitchy,…

Eh, their boyfriends might just know better than to proclaim any kind of disagreement with them about their professed love of/distaste for makeup. Either that or they literally could not care less what their girlfriend has on her face.

I don’t wanna sound like a dick, but that combined with her little friendo’s “maybe more like someone from the East Coast” leads me to believe that people in Portland are just as fucking catty and bitchy as people everywhere else, no matter how many fucking birds they put on it.

But I just think ALL women look way prettier with no make up on in a t shirt and sweatpants eating a pizza on the toilet. Like I'm just saying let your inner beauty shine through by accommodating my v. specific preferences re: outer beauty.

Jadine said it was because she did not put a moisturizer with sunscreen on before the foundation, which was the number one reason makeup can feel heavy.

I understand that some girls want to hide skin problems or they use makeup as an accessory, but I usually feel that women should wear less.

Kyle Wagner > Anti-christ>Leslie Horn

I wrote a response to this.