“She says she is passionate about avoiding gluten, dairy and coffee, but doesn’t really understand how cancer works.”

“In some small way, I wanted to help them avoid the terrible life I would have given them,” Megan Huntsman said in a statement her attorney read aloud.

She’s a writer on Conan. I follow her on twitter and she specifically mentioned your mention:

It’s about 30 bucks a day. I like to drop off my lunatic dog once a week so he can get wild with his kind.

I may be biased, because I have a Chihuahua and Maine Coon who love each other!

Hmm, good call.

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This is a human

WHAT THE FUCK IS HE EVEN TALKING ABOUT?

How about I said what I said for a reason.

Jamie Allmeyer’s story reminds me of my checkered history of ordering drinks in Utah. There’s the time I was told the wine special was “peanut gringo.” There’s the time my wife and I ordered two margaritas and had four individual glasses delivered to our table (Cuz, y’know, we each wanted two margaritas a piece. At…

Someone on Gawker said it’s her first day on the job and she’s already saved taxpayers some money.

Apparently they “wiped their computers” before they left. I’m interested to see what comes out of that recovery operation.

Okay... so clearly an entire subset of Americans (regional maybe) are completely unfazed by the use of dip in the context of shake. In my experience Dipping is to take something and stick in something else and then immediately remove it.... does it mean something else in some other place?

What is a hand dipped shake though

Wonder how she thinks they get pickles.

Who puts oil in cakes? Honestly I have made hundreds of different types, religiously watch The Great British Bake Off every year and have a massive baking book collection and have never seen this.

“Clothing with names is the #1 thing that leads to kidnapping”

They are rings, not permant attachments to my fingers.

They get their tacos from McDonald’s. It’s called a got-damned hamburger, because I’ll be go-to-hell if my pappy fought on D-Day just so’s that a buncha got-damned illegals could come over here with their spicy foods and weird squigglies over their letters.