Rihanna treats Drake like I treat my one neighbor who always has coke but constantly complains about his ex gf.

Gwyneth just consciously uncoupled from pretending to be poor —you know, like we all can do.

They’re probably also losing business to all the people I can buy things from on Facebook. I can get nail wraps, smoothies, body wraps, anti-aging creams, jewelry, lady-themed self defense shit, etc., etc.

Auuugh, the continue button is not working for me so I can't show off -how big of a nerd I am- my ability to discern ren-faire dork from music-fest doofus. But really, it's all about the background and a distinct costume.

LOL! Okay.

Yes. You could get it signed.

What, you just follow a doctor around for awhile and through osmosis you become a doctor? What’s so hard about that?

A very important reminder that the (future) top doctor in our nation once made me pose with her blow-up doll on top of me. Would go back if covered by Kaiser.

If Gwyneth said this about Pear and Buddha (names changed to protect the innocent) I would absolutely pounce.

Wisconsin Republicans have really bad luck with them liking bands and bands not liking them, see Scott Walker and Dropkick Murphys.

SAME HERE!!! I used the RueLaLa discount to get it for $15 so I can see how much I like it before continuing.

In an interview with The New Potato

That was one of the great slapbacks evar. xD “We don’t like you listening to our music, you are the machine we’ve been raging against”, mic drop!

Remember when Paul Ryan said his favorite band was Rage Against the Machine?

I bet he gets real upset when he finds the perfect petite woman with big tits who isn't into old pudgy bald dudes.

I haven’t seen him in years. However I did once get to watch the police kick him a bunch of times due to his big mouth. I don’t approve of police beating people for saying dumb things but I have little doubt that at some point some one has beaten him up for a decent reason.

I really don't think his bisexuality is the actual issue he needs help with...

Somehow, I feel that someone selling it is worse than someone wearing it. I can’t explain why.

I love the internet. I love the fact that everyone’s got a camera on them that can send pics to any other camera in the world. But for most of human history, the tiny handful of complete dipshits would basically fly under the radar. People would see them, role or avert their eyes, and then try to forget them. Now they…