I don’t think its the least bit cute for a wealthy celeb (or their partner) to claim they’re an “intern” on a movie set. There are actual interns and PAs who often get treated like shit and struggle to make a decent income. Something tells me Eva Mendes wasn’t doing grunt work on set

[insert male tears]

And with the additional burden of a penis that takes blood away from their brains sometimes... it’s a wonder that men can get done with anything at all.

See? Men are just TOO emotional to be president. What if he gets into a spiteful bad mood and launches nukes or something? Men have such delicate feelings and just can’t control them, the poor dears.

Well, technically this guy

This gif is so White it has a fully diversified trust fund.

I climbed into bed last night and told my wife “Hey, Drew Magary was on Chopped tonight - and he WON!”. She simply rolled away from me and started to cry. They were not tears of happiness.

How do the faculty feel about evening jumpsuits?

Well.. at least the school board president isn’t a bigot. That’s something.

Can we get a number to call, or an address? It’s funny what a thousand phone calls can do.

I tipped on the full price of a service I got for a discounted price through Groupon. The Groupon actually said to do that. So, while I paid ~$30 for the $60 service, I ended up paying $42-$45 (I know I tipped 20%, maybe a bit more? It was a while ago). Still a good deal to me.

I work at an airbrush tanning salon in Manhattan (no, seriously) and we run a lot of specials. The standard price for our tans is $70, but first-time clients get a 25% discount. We sell packages, too, which will give a client three tans for $85, six for $145, etc. Sometimes, clients tip on the discounted prices…

I tip 20% for all beauty services. The only time I tip less than 20% is if there is a catastrophic fuck up. I had a girl cut an extra 4 inches off my hair than what I wanted. She got maybe 5%. Generally I go to the same places for everything so I know that if I tip well, I will get better service in the long run.

I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know my cheddar biscuits will be free. And I won't forget the men who died, so I can bitch about automatic gratuity.

You're misunderstanding his basis for calling it snake oil. I think you're doing it on purpose, because you're too smart to be doing it by accident. In any case you're arguing past him and it's annoying and disingenuous.

It's the last line of the post.

I have a question: why is "because" such a hard word for you type out, considering you were willing to type out 343 other words, in their totality, about HOT HAM WATER?

Bone broth truthers are the fucking worst.