I am also often unhappy, but that's usually to do with the fact that every day I live on this earth is a day I stand just a little closer to death and realize that no matter how hard I struggle against mortality no one will remember me 100 years from now unless I get a genocide together soon or something.

My sister is currently traveling in Europe. Her travel buddies pranked her by telling her that the lights for the hostel (the shared community shower) were clap-on.

Meh. I'd love my partner without Netflix too, but we're not talking about loving our partners, we're talking quality of life here. My quality of life is greater with Netflix and masturbation than sex and no Netflix. Hands down.

What I don't masturbate to on Netflix would make a shorter list.

I've been with my partner for seven years. We have had plenty of sex. I would still love his companionship even if we couldn't do it anymore. But I've loved Netflix for far, far longer.

What if it came down to Netflix vs. binge watching? Can one really exist without the other???

I don't think I could choke down mayo and pineapple chunks...I've done a lot to hold on to jobs but I don't think my stomach would let me...I'd have to claim severe allergies and hope she believed me. Mayo hits my gag reflex all wrong, always has. A thin smear, maybe I could wait til she left to regurgitate, it makes…

Karen Blake (or anyone in a similar position) should look into getting a sexual harassment suit filed through the EEOC (Equal Employment Opportunity Commission). A thing that a lot of people don't realize is that for victims in most employment law cases, one can usually get free legal counsel through the EEOC—this…

My mother was genuinely baffled and hurt when I called her a racist shortly after she called a bus full of people "niggers." She thinks that her missionary trips to Africa and Jamaica insulate her from accusations of racism, but all they say to me is that she likes black people just fine as long as they stay in their…

but you don't mention whether she divorced her husband for running away. She divorced him for running away, right? Right?

Do they mean "reversible" as in, this abortion has a waterproof lining, so I can turn it inside out and wear it in the rain?

What? What does that even mean? Is that like if a woman seeks an abortion, then a doctor can step in and make them stay pregnant? Can anyone explain how any of this works because it sounds utterly ludicrous.

There is a limit to the amount of dick I am willing to watch in a given day. But I can watch Gillian Andrews in The Fall forever. I'm really starting to wonder if I might be a little bit gay...

Hm - 5 to 15 minutes of free viewing for 'one small thrill' versus endless hours of entertainment for $8 a month...

Laney, your skin sounds so much like mine. I will definitely give FAB a try!

Because they want you to get addicted to a new product via sample, and then buy the real thing.

can i be the first tomboy lesbian to take this on?!?

Speaking of nail polish, I discovered mirror nails today.

In high school, I had Biology right before either an English or History class (too long ago now) and then after that was my lunch period. In the English class we were reading the book "Alive" by Piers Paul Read about the 1972 plane crash with the soccer team where many of the survivors resorted to cannibalism in…

If you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to eat out.