Laney_Says
Laney_Says
Laney_Says

They got to where they're getting hard to find, mainly because these boys are waiting 'til they get to be about 20 years old before they marry 'em. Look, you wait 'til they get to be 20 years old the only picking that's going to take place is your pocket. You got to marry these girls when they are about 15 or 16.

Are we gonna talk about the bit where Kanye approved of Tyga "getting in early" with Kylie?

Fans of Orange Is the New Black may be excited about the most recent news about the show's third season: Jason Biggs will not be back. Biggs says the show isn't focusing on his character right now and is pursuing other projects. THANK GOD! Make way for Mary Steenburgen!

I think this is my new favorite thing on Kinja.

Being an expat in Lebanon has its challenges, especially when you're pale, blonde and built like a boy. Bras rarely

Duuuuude. Not even "Play GTA with you," or (my preferred situation) "Go do something more interesting in another room while you play GTA."

Three hours? By that point, my sexual pressure cooker has gone cold and stale. Not even a quick microwave's gonna be able to reheat that shit.

You're right; it IS a very different kind of style blog. It's the kind of place where someone might suggest what to wear to Home Depot and offer the caveat that you have to scroll through lots of items to find the good stuff on QVC. It's also the kind of place where we try to be kind our guests. Thank you for noticing

Ugh, go away.

"Women were created from men," says Zach.

HER STOMACH LOOKS LIKE MINE!!!! HER THIGHS LOOK LIKE MINE!

Did you 'shop an anus onto the belly of that troll doll? If yes, I think I love you.

This is one of the most childish things I've ever seen. I know mean girls in high school who think this is a lame way to mess with someone. Are you fucking serious?

Seriously... what. What is this.

is this what happens to someone's sense of humor when they read Atlas Shrugged over and over?

I made my husband think our baby was going to be a girl, when I knew I was having a boy.

that's not what I'm saying, and your poor understanding of our critiques are not helping yourself here. oh well; not my reputation.