....."Ms. Benes the hat you charged to the company was Sable, this is Nutria"

I was really hoping that you were going to end that story by saying the grossest thing you've ever eaten was Joan River's ass.

This reminds me so much of a real commercial - it asked "How are you supposed to keep the bathroom clean in a houseful of guys?" and showed a bunch of boys running and scampering about. The next shot was a very feminine hand holding some kind of cleaning wipe, stroking the front of a toilet bowl where the boys always…

He was the best damn part of the Spiderman movies. "Spend any more money on this wedding and you can decorate the church with the flowers YOU PLUCK FROM MY GRAVE!"

Aren't they all?

that bird is a drama queen tho

I heard this all in my head in Nadia from New Girl's voice.

Does anyone else hear Gabi's verse in the voice of Christopher Walken?

Man, the Night Vale Elementary School has really stepped it up.

The video has over six million views (i.e., it's popular); it deals with the Superbowl (i.e., it's topical for today); the piece needed some kind of a critical feminist theory angle, and no one in the video does or says anything explicitly misogynist or unenlightened... and so with a little mental gymnastics and…

Wow.

I usually am usually with you, Jezebel. But not this time.

Plus their reactions. Everyone was shocked and horrified, no one was like "Haha, vagina stab! MEGALOLZ."

I was a big fan of the achievement for literally setting trees on fire, tho. Not even kidding, fuck nature.

I'm pretty sure you can punch a dude in the dick, too. I would pretend to be above it, but I'm not that evolved that I don't find crotch shots in the range of "ehhhhh" to "mildly hilarious" depending on how they're done (in video games, not in real life, sweet jesus no). You know what causes me genuine distress in…

That's fair but the game as a whole was incredibly violent. And the guys reacted in horror at it-whether scripted or not, I'm glad they didn't laugh and think it was funny.

My thoughts exactly. It was all violent and extreme, should we have to rank which was the worst?

Eh, if neither of the huge professional athletes stabbing each other had any idea how to play the game to do said move (Lynch's strategy was to hit as many buttons as possible), blame the game manufacturer and not Conan or the athletes.

Not to be that person, but I think that was a punch, not a stab.

And secondly, remember everyone, it is possible to enjoy violent media like this and still be critical of it.

Alternatively, it's about ethics in video game cunt punches.

I drink alcohol, I LOVE using profanity, and I attend the opera (sometimes all at once). I do not want to be Huckabee's friend.