I'm gonna cut her a break here because I have mistaken my bottle of Mexican vanilla with worchestershire sauce when I baked cookies last time. Not a good cookie. Nope.

"Whereas basic boring water has zero calories, Skinny Water by Bethanny Frankel actually has Negative Calories, which upon being ingested begin working to remove the calories you have already consumed."

NOTE: THE FDA HAS NOT EVALUATED THESE CLAIMS

Bejismed. Crying.

Holy shit! This guy looks like the I can count to potato girl (not going to post the original as I would rustle jimmies). Oh, I think I have an idea how not smart Conservatives are:

[snert]

This man is the human equivalent of a bejismed athletic sock.

This guy is just a walking Cards Against Humanity white card.

I was once pro-choice. A medical school friend invited me to see an abortion performed and I went. It's murder.

I'm going to ask an odd question:

My mother is a medical examiner. She has people contact her about wanting to observe an autopsy. She has to explain every time that autopsies are not a form of entertainment, that the person she is performing an autopsy on was once alive and has family, friends etc still living, that it's a gross violation of that…

He looks like the spoiled kid I went to school with that cried if the other kids didn't do what he said.

[hork]

So rude and presumptuous, Bey. Maybe people just wanted to celebrate Grizz from 30 Rock's fiancée, Feyoncé.

Pretty sure your website wants me to kill myself, Pinkham. I thought we had a good thing going. WHERE DID IT ALL GO WRONG???

I thought porn gifs were banned here??

Look at this. Tell me pizza isn't a drug.

Yeah, and if the pizza gets saucy, you can eat it. Children, not so much.